1. (Source: trynsave, via trynsave)


  2. (Source: vinyloid, via ms-tyrell)


  3. (Source: booasaur, via bellamoreish)


  4. notmargaery:

    *university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

    (via john-mango)



  6. larvalhex:

    "Howl’s Moving Castle"-2004

    (Source: hateyoualatte, via ruben-lara)


  7. thepeencuisine:

    Treating my balding old man Steven to some breakfast! He had, some egg yolk, egg white, 3 beans and a tiny bit of bacon! You deserved it lovely boy.


  8. mashable:

    Good God Lemon, you’d think a woman who wears tennis shoes every day would be able to hit a decent forehand.

    (via whybedennydifferent)



  10. ms-tyrell:

    good. hopefully all of them


  11. maryberrybitchface:

    the most shocking moment in gbbo history, tbh

    (via notasocialjusticeblog)


  12. 10 books that are my favourite!!

    john-mango fanks

    1. What is the What (Dave Eggers)
    2. A Hole is to Dig (Maurice Sendak)
    3. Hellboy: Conqueror Worm (Mike Mignola)
    4. Mr Boring (Daniel Clowes)
    5. Timequake (Kurt Vonnegut)
    6. Howl’s Moving Castle (Diane Wynne Jones)
    7. Ice Haven (Daniel Clowes)

    I can’t think of any more

    I tag tyleroakley, fishingboatproceeds and conservativewivesandmothers


  13. Feel so much better today!


  14. Positives though mm? These couple days with Kate have been beautiful. We’re both going through some emotional turbulence; her especially, but we remain stronger than ever as a unit. She’s doing so well, all things considered, and I’ve never been prouder of anything than of her right now. We met some beautiful cats, playfought, sleep-cuddled a lot, ate tons of really yummy stuff, had a picnic by the canal with booze and came home to more booze. Fucked hard but my weight issues caned me. We had some lovely chats and I beat a game of Civ V on Prince difficulty for the first time. Tomorrow I’m going to hers and cuddling up with my wife and my little hamster son— the only family that matters to me right now.


  15. Had a horrible shouty argument with my usually lovely dad. Also though had a gorgeous visit with Katie. I love her so much. Stomach full of vitriol but heart full of love. still managing to look handsome but shit man all this weight has gone right to my face and all my stamina and strength and vague chiselled-ness of just a year ago is gone and all I have to show for it is weirder hair but hmmm. I still look good. Niche hot. Not upset with the weight gain I just need to decide like if I can get confident at this heft or if I should attack it and get all muscular again… They’re both possible but I’m just in this awkward space right now. I used to be like big and beer bellied but somehow lean and like really strong and pffffftttrdhhuggdtuj-sex capable. Now I feel like I’m just like this awkward horrible shape buckling under my own weight when I try to be all sexy and confident. Ugh.

    Writing this has helped lots. Sorry as I always am when this blog stops being a fart joke amalgam for longer than a second.